New celebrity dating game show
Another has very long testicles or, as Anna delicately puts it: “The bells hang lower than the rope.” The long and the short of pubic hair is a big talking point too.
After deciding which member to discard, the Perspex wall is lifted higher.
Predictably, the show is weighted in favour of the well-endowed and it’s obvious how much the men like her.
If you think there is less to say about female genitals prepare to be informed — with the help of Anna, Mal finds plenty of words to describe her preferences.Aina, who says she’s looking for a “best mate who is also good in bed”, gets to see the torsos and discards another man, before being allowed to see the final four’s faces. Luckily, Anna fills any silent moments with educational facts — like why women prefer girth to length — with cringey graphics which are in some ways more explicit than the naked bodies.After the third man is rejected based on looks alone, Aina gets to actually hear the others speak then sends another one home.In this initial "Blind Round," each celebrity can only use his suitors' voices - as they share information about their life, passions, turn-ons and turn-offs - to help himself make THE CHOICE.
When the celebrity bachelor likes what he hears, he pulls his "love handle," spinning his chair around to bring him face-to-face for the first time with his potential mate. They don’t even get to reveal their faces or speak until they have been whittled down to the last two.