Redneck dating jokes
With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.